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Waking Up

  Waking Up You wake up. You feel like there’s a soggy cloth sitting inside your skull where your brain should be. Your Lego Batman alarm clock is emitting its high-pitched beep on your bedside table as you lie there, slowly becoming conscious of the drool flowing from your open mouth to a damp circle on your pillow. [[Whack Batman's head to get 5 more minutes of blissful sleep]] [[Groggily sit up and grab Batman and slide the alarm button on his back to OFF]] Your cheek falls back into the pool of spit on your pillow and you immediately go back into the dream you were just having about swimming in a shark-infested pool with nuns. In what feels like a matter of seconds, Batman is beeping again. [[Whack Batman's head to get back in the pool with the nuns and sharks]] [[Groggily sit up and grab Batman and slide the alarm button on his back to OFF and wipe the drool off your face->Groggily sit up and grab Batman and slide the alarm button on his back to OFF]] Y